Dear people eating lunch at The Crossroads,
Stop chewing with your mouth open! I mean really, I can count 7 people right now just by scanning the room. Do you really think I want to see what you're eating for lunch? HECK NO!
Also, girl sitting at the table next to me, please, please, please stop chewing so loud! Is this really necessary? I don't think it is.
With Kindest Regards,
Morgan
The sound of people eating is one of the absolute worst sounds on the entire planet!
ReplyDeleteHaha I love this. I wish I could eat lunch with you! Then we could make fun of people together. Sometime invite me! haha
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